Urb - Dragonberry Lemonade
Review numero uno. Here goes nothin’.
These gummies are familiar to me. I’ve had them on hand as my only pack since about early January.
I bought them from one of the many sketchy smoke shops off of Shepard Drive in Houston, TX.
And for what it’s worth, they’ve served me well.
I had previously been using a pack of Hometown Hero gummies and after a few uses, these seemed about the same.
Which made me feel good about the $19 I spent on them (cheap by all accounts).
But this was the first time I have taken a whole gummy.
It’s nothing crazy - 10mg.
But that’s a lot for me.
I like to stay comfortably in the 5mg range, which allows me to feel elevated and giggly, but still planted firmly on Earth.
This experience wasn’t much crazier than typical, but maybe my tolerance is getting higher.
The first thing we did was walk over to Homeslice Pizza and grab a slice.
Without even watching, I know this got a 7.8
Destinee chose the pepperoni and cherry peppers, I went with the eggplant and romano. We both opted for a Peroni, which had the effect of mellowing my come up.
It was midway through this slice that I hit an hour into the experience.
And I was feelin’ it.
How do I know? Because there we were, sitting in one of the busiest corners in Austin, and we decided to go to the movies.
And then on the walk home, we decided it would make way more sense to buy a projector and watch a movie at home…even if it meant a quick trip to hell.
So we rushed over to Walmart to grab one.
Walmart is as useful as Amazon if you need something immediately and you’re willing to witness the underbelly of society that provides for such a luxury.
Walmart Eugene Levy
We almost didn’t get the projector because the entertainment section of this Walmart was overrun with problem-customers.
Thank god Destinee convinced me to stay, because the projector kicks ass.
We used it to watch The Accountant.
Let’s just say the Urb Dragonberry Lemonade gummies make you feel like Christian Wolff.
What genius thought to put fried eggplant on pizza?
Overall, a solid gummy that gets the job done. I’d recommend this for a Wednesday night when the week’s starting to kick your ass.
